Asked by calliecakes20
Yes, everything I do, I do it for you. And, no joke, after reading this, I had a mini Ace of Base jam session. And now my day is great. So thanks. Also, props on this comment. Well done.
Asked by pictureofkatiewithac
Well, based on what you’ve told me so far, I’d say you’re more than qualified to be my verybestfriend. And I’m extremely excited to hear your book readings. Accents make me happy. “Ello guv’na.” Hahaha. Who says that?
Asked by daylessdreamer
Of course. I thought you’d never ask. Now even though we agreed that we wouldn’t exchange gifts this year (I don’t actually remember this agreement, but I never received a gift from you for my birthday, so I’m assuming an agreement of this sort was made), I decided to get you one anyways. Unfortunately, we ran into a bit of a hiccup.
Apparently, stealing a white tiger is illegal and so is covering it in wrapping paper and tying it to the front door of a Fed Ex store with a $20 bill and a note, reading “Please ship to one of my favorite followers. It’s her 21st birthday and this tiger is her present.” Anyways, I’m working on getting the tiger back, and when I do, he is all yours. Until then, though, here is a special birthday hug. [Insert extra special birthday bear hug here]
Asked by bobbieah
No problemo, verybestfriend. Hopefully it lived up to its expectations.
Asked by hellokeddy
Well, if science ever gets their act together and makes human cloning available at a cheap price, then I will gladly donate my cells, so you can have your very own Logan. Just as long as I don’t have to give blood. Because I faint when that happens.
Asked by zoeelaine
I guess my name is Genie now because BAM! your wish just got granted. Yeah, that’s right. We are now, officially, friends. Now, I don’t want to jinx anything, but I have a really good feeling about this friendship.
Asked by bobbieah
Asked by whitelines-redlights
Thanks, best friend. I feel bad flooding people’s dashboards with my responses, but I’m glad you find them entertaining. Speaking of entertaining, have you ever seen an elephant juggle? Me neither, but I bet it would be super entertaining.