Asked by Anonymous
Oh, hello. For some reason, I have no problem with you stalking me. Or the fact that you’ve loved it. Stalk away, best friend. And obviously ninja skills are always welcome in a friendship. And even though I cannot condone stealing, yeah, you should definitely steal those peanut butter chocolate eggs. We can have a picnic on the beach and eat them.
Asked by allmendream
Haha. Yeah, I also caught that. Way to call her out, though, dude!
Asked by rage--and--grace
Fun Fact: I have really sensitive eyes, so I always have to wear sunglasses when I go out. Which means I have a year-round sunglasses tan. I’m not particularly proud of that, but I’m sort of notorious for having it. It’s kind of my thing. Anyways, I’ll try to come on here more so you get a nice base tan for the summer. I know you secretly want one.
Asked by Anonymous
Grilled cheese best friend is already taken. So you’ll have to bring something else to the table. If you have any hidden talents, now would be the ideal time to bust them out. Unless they suck. I want to be entertained. So maybe perfect them first and then bust them out. I also accept bribes. And candy. But not from strangers! So you’ll also need to get off Anon. The ball is in your court.
Asked by earthtoelyssa
You’re more than welcome. And I’m glad to hear that you’re out of the hospital and doing better. I don’t like hospitals. I also don’t like skunks. For different reasons, though. Although hospitals do have a very distinct smell…
Asked by lifeisa-kaleidoscope
Very true. All objects, regardless of weight (mass), fall at the same acceleration rate (9.8 m/s). But for the sake of simplicity, a heavier object would hurt a lot more falling from a greater height, than it would if it fell from only a couple feet up. Because the rate of descent does depend on the height at which it was dropped. So, what I meant was that it wouldn’t hurt that much if a coconut fell on you because it’s not particularlyheavy. Even if it did fall from a tall tree.
Asked by keepcalmandpassiton
Haha. That has Daily Odd Compliment written all over it. So needless to say, I approve of your crush. And do otters really drown ducks for no reason? I’ve never heard that before. If so, this changes my entire opinion on them. Actually, that’s not true. I still think otters are cute and playful and fun. The last time I saw an otter, I wanted him to come closer to me, so I meowed at him. It didn’t work. True story.
Asked by sourpatchadult-deactivated20130
Oh, man, I just have so many questions about this. First off, how does one die from a coconut? Better yet, how do approx. 150 people die from a coconut each year? That figure seems way too high for me. I assume most coconut-caused deaths happen from falling coconuts, but how often are people around falling coconuts? Apparently all the time. Which seems wrong to me. And if 150 people get hit in the head by a coconut and die, how many people get hit in the head with them and don’t die? Or does every person who encounters a falling coconut die? I mean, I know coconut trees are tall, but coconuts themselves are not particularly heavy. Hard, yes, but not heavy. So their falling velocity wouldn’t be that fast. I could maybe understand 150 coconut-related injuries each year, but deaths? No way. And, yes, I will marry you.