Asked by god-gives-god-takes
That’s selfish. And you know what else is selfish? Eating the last cookie on the table. But it looked delicious, so I went for it anyway. Therefore, I will consider us even.
P.S. To all the ladies reading this, go ahead and hi-five yourself. Because, hey, you deserve it.
Asked by lifesajokekeeplaughing
You’re right, I do get that all the time. But you know what… it never gets old. And, hey, you keep on keepin’ on, as well. And when someone tells you to stop keepin’ on, just punch them in the ear and strut away.