Asked by Anonymous
Grilled cheese best friend is already taken. So you’ll have to bring something else to the table. If you have any hidden talents, now would be the ideal time to bust them out. Unless they suck. I want to be entertained. So maybe perfect them first and then bust them out. I also accept bribes. And candy. But not from strangers! So you’ll also need to get off Anon. The ball is in your court.
Asked by earthtoelyssa
You’re more than welcome. And I’m glad to hear that you’re out of the hospital and doing better. I don’t like hospitals. I also don’t like skunks. For different reasons, though. Although hospitals do have a very distinct smell…
Asked by lifeisa-kaleidoscope
Very true. All objects, regardless of weight (mass), fall at the same acceleration rate (9.8 m/s). But for the sake of simplicity, a heavier object would hurt a lot more falling from a greater height, than it would if it fell from only a couple feet up. Because the rate of descent does depend on the height at which it was dropped. So, what I meant was that it wouldn’t hurt that much if a coconut fell on you because it’s not particularlyheavy. Even if it did fall from a tall tree.
Asked by keepcalmandpassiton
Haha. That has Daily Odd Compliment written all over it. So needless to say, I approve of your crush. And do otters really drown ducks for no reason? I’ve never heard that before. If so, this changes my entire opinion on them. Actually, that’s not true. I still think otters are cute and playful and fun. The last time I saw an otter, I wanted him to come closer to me, so I meowed at him. It didn’t work. True story.
Asked by sourpatchadult-deactivated20130
Oh, man, I just have so many questions about this. First off, how does one die from a coconut? Better yet, how do approx. 150 people die from a coconut each year? That figure seems way too high for me. I assume most coconut-caused deaths happen from falling coconuts, but how often are people around falling coconuts? Apparently all the time. Which seems wrong to me. And if 150 people get hit in the head by a coconut and die, how many people get hit in the head with them and don’t die? Or does every person who encounters a falling coconut die? I mean, I know coconut trees are tall, but coconuts themselves are not particularly heavy. Hard, yes, but not heavy. So their falling velocity wouldn’t be that fast. I could maybe understand 150 coconut-related injuries each year, but deaths? No way. And, yes, I will marry you.
Asked by jbele
Dear Jezebele, I am great at keeping secrets. For instance, this one time my friend told me to keep a secret and I did. So, yeah, I won’t tell anyone about our friendship. Unless publishing this is telling people. In which case, whoops!
Asked by calliecakes20
Yes, everything I do, I do it for you. And, no joke, after reading this, I had a mini Ace of Base jam session. And now my day is great. So thanks. Also, props on this comment. Well done.
Asked by pictureofkatiewithac
Well, based on what you’ve told me so far, I’d say you’re more than qualified to be my verybestfriend. And I’m extremely excited to hear your book readings. Accents make me happy. “Ello guv’na.” Hahaha. Who says that?