Daily Odd Compliment
--- Created by writer Logan Rhoades / Twitter @DailyOddComp ---
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Can I be your adorable yellow squash?
Asked by Anonymous
If that’s what you want, then yes. I, Logan Rhoades, hereby give you, anonymous, permission to be my adorable yellow squash.
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I think you should seriously consider getting a Twitter to match this blog. I would follow you. That would be double the following/stalking; first on Tumblr, then on Twitter.
Asked by karolinaanastaciya
Ask and you shall receive. Unfortunately, the username “DailyOddCompliment” is too long, so the Twitter account for this blog will be: @DailyOddComp
Follow me and tell your friends!
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How has some one not scooped up your wonderful self yet? If I was wherever in this beautiful world you are, I would scoop you up like those double scoops of cookie dough ice cream that have the all the cookie dough in it, because those are the best types of scoops and well, I don't think a single scoop would be enough of you.
Asked by ifyourheartisopen
A single scoop is never enough. Especially if that scoop happens to be a person and not actual ice cream. And even though I hate being cold, I would gladly sit atop your cone as you enjoyed my tasty doughs of cookied ice.
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How long does it take you to think of this awesomesause?
Asked by Anonymous
Depends. I answer the comments right when I read them, but the Daily Odd Compliments take anywhere from ten seconds to thirty minutes. But that’s after an idea (like hand holding) has been sitting in my head for a bit.
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BEST FRIENDDDD. LOOKING AT YOUR PAGE ALWAYS MADE ME SO HAPPY. THANK YOU FOR THAT. STAY CUTE!
Asked by thesummerweloved
Hey, thanks, best friend. I like your continued use of caps lock. It’s as if you’re shouting nice things at me. I kind of wish all compliments were done in that manner. Okay, well, maybe not all compliments, but, like, everything fifth compliment would be nice, right?
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Cheer me up.
Asked by Anonymous
Dear Anonymous,
First of all, here’s a hoodie bear hug. It’s a hoodie bear hug because I’m wearing a sweatshirt with a hood. Therefore making it the most comfortable of all bear hugs. But guess what. I wasn’t wearing it prior to writing this. Oh no. I, quite literally, went to my closet, tried on three sweatshirts, picked the softest one, and put it on for you. Why? Well, because I can’t be with you right now to cheer you up, but I can change clothes for you. And that’s what I did. So the next time you’re feeling down, just put on a comfy sweatshirt, close your eyes, give yourself a hug, and think of me. Because, right now, that’s what I’m doing for you.
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you act like a boy crazed girl who stalks a guy who lives down the hall from her? whoa whoa there pony you might think of slowing it down. dinner dates are nice.
Asked by nativetohere
Dinner dates are overrated. Anybody who’s anybody knows that breakfast dates are all the rage now. Especially when Mickey Mouse pancakes are involved.
