Asked by stormhornets
I was going to respond to this with something witty, but because you said, “magic,” I got this song stuck in my head. So thank you for the birthday wishes and putting me in a dancing mood.
Asked by sunshinejuliussunshine-deactiva
Why thank you. But there’s no need to apologize for that. Heck, if I apologized for every bad pun I wrote, I would be apologizing, like, I dunno, once a week, I guess? Yeah, that seems about right.
Asked by Anonymous
I don’t even want to know how you know it’s my birthday, but thank you. Seriously. This will be my first birthday since joining Tumblr, and it just so happens to be a Leap Year, which is a pretty cool coincidence. You guys are awesome and I wish I could celebrate with all of you.
Asked by glasseschic
I’m sorry it took me so long to respond, but I was busy “observing” your blog back. But then I got distracted by a picture of Ryan Gosling (as one tends to do), and now I’m just all over the internet looking at pictures of Emma Watson to make up for it. Anyways, thank you for your kind words and your entertaining posts.
Asked by onlyme-mel-p
No, you rock! And I’m sure if I knew you in person, I would be like, “Best friend! Make me laugh.” And you’d be able to… because you’re awesome like that. And then we’d embrace in a long hug, which would be interrupted by our own laughter because we’re just so silly when we get together.
Asked by walkingthenarrowway
Oh, hello. Quick question: If I’m your unicorn does that mean I have a rainbow-colored tail? Because that would be friggin’ awesome. I would wag that tail so fast and make a rainbow spectrum and everybody would be like, “Daaaamn, look at that rainbow spectrum! Holy shit, it’s a unicorn boy!” And then I’d become super famous, and together we could enjoy the perks of that fame. Nevermind. I answered my own question.
Asked by fairytaleskilldragons
I was thinking the exact same thing. Except, in my mind, we would purchase the cute animals in the pet store and then take them home and love them forever and ever and then we would cuddle with them, as we ate cookies and watched movies together. Thats what you meant, right? Yeah, I thought so.
Asked by myopic-magpie
How nice of you. Here’s a poem for your kind words:
In a bushel of apples,
you’re the one that sticks out.
Much like a bellybutton,
there is no doubt.
Some say you’re the best
and I cant disagree,
It’s kinda crazy to think
that you came from a tree.