Asked by octotitties
No, I did not just distract myself for 20 minutes on that site. Why do you ask?
Asked by Anonymous
How about the upside down electric slide? And if you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
Asked by hadleyraoul
First of all, snuggies are amazing. Do I own one? Of course not. But I would gladly sport one because I enjoy being lazy and warm at all times. And second of all, I forgot what I was talking about.
Asked by Anonymous
You and I both know that’s a lie. Food is the best thing ever. But thank you for the kind words.
Asked by Anonymous
If you get laid because of this, you owe me $5. Unless you’re too young. In which case, you owe me $20.
Asked by god-gives-god-takes
I wrote a compliment similar to this awhile back. The only difference is that yours is good. I hereby give you the highest of fives.
Asked by classybroadx
If this is your way of flirting with me, let me just tell you something. It’s working.