Asked by notoveryet123
You’re too kind. But what if a guy wrote these in the sky for you? What would you do then? Would you love him forever AND ever? I guess the answer to that depends on your feelings towards planes… and whether or not you live in a polluted area. Ugh. Pollution sucks.
Asked by Anonymous
That’s me. Just passing out lady boners and regular boners, one odd compliment at a time.
Asked by earthtoelyssa
Apparently I missed the memo that today was chicken day. Anyways, I like those names. One of my favorite books growing up was “A Porcupine Named Fluffy,” so I’m definitely on board with a chicken named “Fluff.”
Asked by darkdepth
I hope you have evidence of this claim because that’s like spotting a unicorn. Only a lot less majestic. Unrelated: Anyone else feel like they bring up unicorns too much? No? Just me? Cool.