Asked by paradestotheendsoftheearth
Funny you should ask because today was pretty wild. I woke up, like I always do, next to my dragon “Mr. Crinkles.” I noticed that his face was a little on the pale side, so I decided to take him to the dragon doctor. Which, of course, was super far away. Ugh. Anyways, so we’re waiting for this doctor to call our name, and I’m looking at Mr. Crinkles and he’s looking at me and he is not looking good, like, at all. So I go up to the receptionist lady and I’m like, “Ayo, girl. My dragon’s looking worse. When’s that doctor coming? We ain’t got all day. Mr. Crinkles and I got shit to do, candles to light.” And she said something along the lines of, “The doctor will be out shortly. Would you like a magazine while you wait?” And I told that lady “no” because I can’t be distracted by words at a time like this. Mr. Crinkles needs my full attention and I need to be alert to his ever-changing face color. And then after like, I dunno, 40 more minutes, the doc finally came out. Long story short, Mr. Crinkles is fine because he’s imaginary and imaginary dragons don’t get sick. But, I gotta tell ya, that didn’t stop me from worrying.
Asked by l0vemeow
"You’re like someone who skates. Better yet, you’re like someone who longboards. Because… they’re better and stuff." Yeah, I gotta work on that one. Put it on my To-Do List, Charles! Charles? Damnit. Where’d he go? He’s always sneaking off and not putting things on my To-Do List. But that’s Charles.
Asked by today-isawindingroad
Yes, to all of the above. But only if this gets 1 million “likes.” If that number seems too high, you set your goals too low. Let’s do this! Charge! BINGO!
Asked by myopic-magpie
Yeah, suck it, cold pricklies. We handing out warm fuzzies up in here. Up in here. Up in here.
Asked by annie--waits
I can do that.
Asked by it-seems-easy
Well, at first, I was like, “Why did Katniss move?” And then I realized that she did it to survive. Because standing still would surely get her killed. And I don’t want that. So, yeah, I absolutely loved the move. That’s what you’re talking about, right? Thought so.