Asked by Anonymous
Whaaa? They don’t think I’m funny? Well, as the ladies in 3LW used to say, “Playas they gonna play. And haters they gonna hate. Ballers they gonna ball. Shot callers, they gonna call.” In other words, your roommates are just some haters. So I’m just gonna let them hate. Cuz I call the shots up in here!
Asked by basicshapesh
Sure, but what’s that a metaphor for? Actually, don’t tell me. I have a vivid imagination, so just leave it up to me. And if by “talking nerdy,” you mean “talking all cool-like” then yes, I have that shit on lock down.
Asked by representingthelollipopguild
If he was really your friend, wouldn’t he just not kill you? I feel like that’s the more compassionate gesture here. But I guess making a bag out of your face is the next best thing.
P.S. If I have nightmares tonight, I’m blaming you.