Asked by glasseschic
I’m sorry it took me so long to respond, but I was busy “observing” your blog back. But then I got distracted by a picture of Ryan Gosling (as one tends to do), and now I’m just all over the internet looking at pictures of Emma Watson to make up for it. Anyways, thank you for your kind words and your entertaining posts.
Asked by onlyme-mel-p
No, you rock! And I’m sure if I knew you in person, I would be like, “Best friend! Make me laugh.” And you’d be able to… because you’re awesome like that. And then we’d embrace in a long hug, which would be interrupted by our own laughter because we’re just so silly when we get together.
Asked by walkingthenarrowway
Oh, hello. Quick question: If I’m your unicorn does that mean I have a rainbow-colored tail? Because that would be friggin’ awesome. I would wag that tail so fast and make a rainbow spectrum and everybody would be like, “Daaaamn, look at that rainbow spectrum! Holy shit, it’s a unicorn boy!” And then I’d become super famous, and together we could enjoy the perks of that fame. Nevermind. I answered my own question.
Asked by fairytaleskilldragons
I was thinking the exact same thing. Except, in my mind, we would purchase the cute animals in the pet store and then take them home and love them forever and ever and then we would cuddle with them, as we ate cookies and watched movies together. Thats what you meant, right? Yeah, I thought so.
Asked by the-sneaky-princess
How nice of you. Here’s a poem for your kind words:
In a bushel of apples,
you’re the one that sticks out.
Much like a bellybutton,
there is no doubt.
Some say you’re the best
and I cant disagree,
It’s kinda crazy to think
that you came from a tree.
The end.
Asked by salcheechas
If you two end up going out because of this, I want something in return. A brownie will work. Or a bald eagle. Whichever is easier for you.
Asked by myangelsareweeping
Sure. First things first. Let’s hug it out. {HUG}. Okay, now here’s a balloon. [It’s right here]. Before we go on, can we just acknowledge how incredible it is that I got you a balloon in your favorite color? It’s crazy, right? I know. I was looking at all these balloons, pondering which one to get, and then I was like, “This is it. This is the color she has favoritism for. I should get her this.” So I did. And then I got you chocolates. But I got hungry and I ate them. I’m sorry. I had a moment of weakness and the chocolates were there for support. Don’t worry, though. I replaced the chocolates with diamonds. But the diamonds are now paper snowflakes. Don’t ask me how it happened; it just did. Anyways, I hope these gifts cheer you up. If not, here’s another hug. {{HUG}}
Asked by Anonymous
Okay, but only if we can make best friends bracelets.
Asked by flylittlestar
I do feel pretty special right now. Like a starfish. Which, as you well know, is a pretty special animal.