Asked by princess-hair
This is precisely what I would say to one of my friends. If I could, I would hug the shit out of you right now. Two thumbs up.
Asked by lavenderubies
First off, thank you. Second off, I think you should bring several lollipops with you because if things get awkward, you can just pop in a lolli, which will take away any awkward silences. Bonus: Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good.
Asked by eesu
Thank you. I also hope this birthday is the most fantastic and fabulous ever. To make sure that comes to fruition, I’ve invited several gay puppies over. Because, as we all know, a gay puppy is both fantastic AND fabulous.
Asked by Anonymous
Okay, here’s what you do. Grab a pint of your favorite ice cream and invite him over. But instead of talking to him, just eat the ice cream right in front of his face. Because eating ice cream is way better than talking to stupid boys that don’t listen. After some time, he will realize what an idiot he is being and apologize for not believing you. And if that doesn’t work, at least you got to eat ice cream.
Asked by utterlydeceptivetwaddlespeak
I was going to respond to this with something witty, but because you said, “magic,” I got this song stuck in my head. So thank you for the birthday wishes and putting me in a dancing mood.
Asked by sunshinejuliussunshine
Why thank you. But there’s no need to apologize for that. Heck, if I apologized for every bad pun I wrote, I would be apologizing, like, I dunno, once a week, I guess? Yeah, that seems about right.
Asked by Anonymous
I don’t even want to know how you know it’s my birthday, but thank you. Seriously. This will be my first birthday since joining Tumblr, and it just so happens to be a Leap Year, which is a pretty cool coincidence. You guys are awesome and I wish I could celebrate with all of you.