Daily Odd Compliment
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Happy Birthday! eat cake. Like, an absurd amount of cake. SO much cake. maybe even... too much cake...
Asked by dweebles
I had pie. I’m sorry if that disappoints you.
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Happy birthday good sir! I hope it was fantastic and everything you wanted it to be. I got you a giraffe who can play the ukulele. He should arrive shortly.
Asked by princess-hair
This is precisely what I would say to one of my friends. If I could, I would hug the shit out of you right now. Two thumbs up.
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Hello friend. First off, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I hope you party obscenely hard. Also, I'm about to go on a pseudo-date with someone I'm super awkward around. Any advice, birthday human?
Asked by lavenderubies
First off, thank you. Second off, I think you should bring several lollipops with you because if things get awkward, you can just pop in a lolli, which will take away any awkward silences. Bonus: Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good.
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i don't know if i believe today is your birthday, but i wish you the best birthday ever, be it today or any other date!!!
Asked by alicedanslalune
Well, for the next three years my birthday will be on another date, so thank you.
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Your birthday is on a leap year?! I hope you have the most fantastic and fabulous birthday ever!!
Asked by eesu
Thank you. I also hope this birthday is the most fantastic and fabulous ever. To make sure that comes to fruition, I’ve invited several gay puppies over. Because, as we all know, a gay puppy is both fantastic AND fabulous.
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So I need some best friend time :( my (unofficial) boyfriend thinks i am going to run away to college and never talk to him again! but thats not true. but he doesn't believe me. makes me feel like crap. cheer me up with advice and kind words? you're the bestest ;)
Asked by Anonymous
Okay, here’s what you do. Grab a pint of your favorite ice cream and invite him over. But instead of talking to him, just eat the ice cream right in front of his face. Because eating ice cream is way better than talking to stupid boys that don’t listen. After some time, he will realize what an idiot he is being and apologize for not believing you. And if that doesn’t work, at least you got to eat ice cream.
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Just found out (through another person asking but shh. And no, I don't know how they knew) that it's your birthday today. I think the awesomeness of your birthday has caused an overspill into your blog. Happy Birthday! :) Have a great day today and may all your wishes have a bit of extra magic in them because it's a Leap Day.
Asked by utterlydeceptivetwaddlespeak
I was going to respond to this with something witty, but because you said, “magic,” I got this song stuck in my head. So thank you for the birthday wishes and putting me in a dancing mood.
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Happy birthday! Your odd compliments make my heart leap out of my chest. Sorry for the bad pun :)
Asked by sunshinejuliussunshine
Why thank you. But there’s no need to apologize for that. Heck, if I apologized for every bad pun I wrote, I would be apologizing, like, I dunno, once a week, I guess? Yeah, that seems about right.
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I don't have a question, but I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday and say that I think it's perfectly appropriate that you would be born on Leap Year. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Asked by Anonymous
I don’t even want to know how you know it’s my birthday, but thank you. Seriously. This will be my first birthday since joining Tumblr, and it just so happens to be a Leap Year, which is a pretty cool coincidence. You guys are awesome and I wish I could celebrate with all of you.
