Daily Odd Compliment
--- Created by writer Logan Rhoades / Twitter @DailyOddComp ---
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You are now my best friend? Well that's sweet! I just read you odd compliments and I just could not stop laughing! Thank you for being awesome :), not many people can pull it off... Hug?
Asked by Anonymous
Oh, stop it. You’re making me blush and take off my clothes. Wait. What? Doesn’t matter. Of course you can have a hug. Bring it in here for the good stuff! [Insert panda bear hug here]. (Incase you don’t know, that’s when you hug, while sitting down. Maybe.)
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So, everyone keeps asking to marry you and since I don't know you at all that seems inappropriate so instead I'm going to make a different kind of proposal. Will you be my zombie apocalypse survival partner?
Asked by Anonymous
Oh, hell yeah. Thanks for asking. And, just so you know, I bring a lot to the table in this scenario.
- I’m quick on my feet. Both in terms of speed and thinking fast.
- I have superb aim with a wide variety of objects.
- My kicks are swift and with power.
- I suck at sleeping. Which means I can keep watch, a lot of the time.
- I’ve hammered boards before.
- My reading skills are quite advanced. This includes reading text, people and situations.
- I can live on very simple meals.
- My hugs have been known to raise spirit and morale.
- I’m gifted at lighting things on fire.
- And I’m cool with killing friends and family, if need be.
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This is your new sexy turtle friend. I love you :) oh yeah, and you're so hot you could probably melt Antarctica :D. I would give you a hug, but I am just a sexy turtle. If you turn me back to just a sexy human I would give you a hug, because I give the best hugs. oh yeah and I forgot to ask something so i will just put a happy little question mark right here... ?
Asked by Anonymous
I’m actually not allowed within 500 miles of Antarctica for that very reason. Wait a second. Didn’t you just ask to be my pet turtle? And now you want to be a human again? Anon, I will only allow this sort of behavior, like 8 or 9 more times. But that’s only because I love hugs. And turtles are pretty legit, too. Always swimming in the ocean, high-fivin’ their friends and whatnot…
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How do you come up with these? they are so funny! I Love You! :O :D. Oh and Can I officially be your sexy and adorable pet turtle? Thanks :DDD
Asked by Anonymous
Well, I take a random noun, like “Spaghetti,” and think, “How can I make that a compliment?” And then I figure it out. There are some steps in between, as well. And, of course, you can be my sexy and adorable pet turtle. By the power invested in me, I make that shit official.
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You are so awesome! You treat your followers with love and respect and your daily compliments light up my day! I'm giving you a virtual hug for being awesome! *virtual hug*
Asked by daylessdreamer
I am accepting your virtual hug and giving you a cyber one, in return. [Insert hug that lifts you off your feet here]. And, to be honest, I just treat my followers with the same amount of love that they give to me.
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Man, how do you handle having so many Tumblr girls in love with you? (Also, I'm totally your favorite, right? :D )
Asked by quillkind
I handle all of my Tumblr ladies with an iron fist. Of love! It’s like that Creed song, “With Arms Wide Open.” That’s how I approach life. And then I wrap those arms around people and hug them. Because hugs are awesome and so are my lovely Tumblr wives.
