Asked by browneyedgirlxoxox
Dang. That is certainly a huge improvement. I’m not exactly sure how you came about that number, but I bet if this were a test in school, you would have showed your work. Thankfully, though, this is not a center for learning. It’s more like a center for fun! Amiright?!
Asked by Anonymous
You had me at “octopus hugs.” Which I realize is practically the end of your message, but the point is that you had me on board before you finished. Now, I have no idea what I can bring to a situation like this, but I have no doubt that we (as a team) will be unstoppable.
Asked by princess-hair
I hope you don’t mind, but I went ahead and put your name on my list of “People I Want To Hug.” And there’s an asterisk next to it, which means that I also want to share a giant cupcake with you. And because you’re so nice, I’ll let you pick the flavor. I trust you’ll make the right decision.
Asked by Anonymous
You’re anonymous, you fool! How can I take credit for writing you a message, when I don’t know who you are?
P.S. You’re welcome.
Asked by basicshapesh
Nothing would make me happier than being the Jane to your Daria. Except for maybe a treasure chest full of baby polar bears, who want nothing more than to hug me forever and ever. But the odds of that happening are pretty slim, so I stand by my original statement.
Asked by pictureofkatiewithac
Here are a few things you can do:
Asked by mrg52782
I don’t think I have a girlfriend. I know, for a fact, that I have several wives, so if you’re cool with that, then, by all means, pretend away. And, I guess, since you’re already pretending, you might as well just go ahead and pretend that I don’t have any wives, as well. So, yeah, all of these compliments are written for you.
My computer crashed, so there won’t be any new odd compliments for a few days. If that makes you terribly sad, feel free to chat with me on Twitter. Or you could get off your computer and go outside. Haha. Just kidding. That’s crazy talk.
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Asked by listinglazily
Best friend! HEY! I don’t know if you need this, but there’s someone here, who wants to tell you how lovely you are. And that person is Ryan Gosling. “Hey, you’re lovely.” That was Ryan. And he can’t tell a lie, so you know it’s true. And, for what it’s worth, I feel the exact same way.
Asked by Anonymous
Oh, stop it. You’re making me blush and take off my clothes. Wait. What? Doesn’t matter. Of course you can have a hug. Bring it in here for the good stuff! [Insert panda bear hug here]. (Incase you don’t know, that’s when you hug, while sitting down. Maybe.)
