Daily Odd Compliment

Now. Create a job for yourself right now. Find something that you enjoy, and then make that your job. You might not get paid for it, at first, but who knows what can happen down the line? If that’s too big of a gamble for you, then just stay strong and keep on going forward. Use each rejection as motivation and then kickass when you finally get that opportunity. Something will happen for you. It has to. So keep your head up and good luck.

Wishes can come true, my friend. Just look at Aladdin and Geppetto. :)

Mustaches are great. Beards are too. I have neither, but I’d grow them for you.

Well, like most things in life, we’re going to start this off with a hug. [Insert polar bear hug here]. Nice. That felt good. That felt really good. Now, due to a lack of super fast transportation, that can take me to you at this very moment, (thanks for nothing, science), I will try my best to explain to you what I would have done, had that been possible. Below is our conversation:

You: Wow. I can’t believe you got here so fast.

Me: Yes, thanks to science, I can go anywhere within seconds.

You: Amazing.

Me. You are.

You: Aww… you’re so-

Me: Brave? Were you going to say brave?

You: No, I was going to say that you-

Me: Wink a lot? I know. Sometimes, I don’t even notice that I’m doing it. And then I’m like, “Did I just wink?” And then someone next to me is like, “Yep.” And then I’m like, “Damnit. I didn’t even notice.”

You: Right…

Me: So, anyways, enough about me. What about you? Tell me everything.

(You proceed to tell me everything, as we braid each other’s hair. Although, I have a buzzcut, so it’s really just me braiding your hair, as we watch a Disney movie.)

Me: Wow. You might just be the most interesting and fun and nice and pretty girl I’ve ever met.

You: That’s not true.

Me: But it is! Here’s a hug to prove it.

(We hug. Twice, actually. Because that’s what best friends do.)

No! Rumpus time is over! Just playin’. I promise to make at least one Doctor compliment in the near future. Just waiting for my laptop to be fixed and then we’ll be back to business.

False. You know what’s too good to be true? Time machines. But that doesn’t mean they don’t exist!

I know the doctor. Or should I say, I know WHO The Doctor is. Aha. Ahahaha. Ahahahaha. Oh, me.

Wait. So that would make me… a floating turd? Gross me out the front door. No. No, that is not suitable as a submission.

I was hoping you’d pick that! You are now, officially, my BFF. Congratulations on this lifetime achievement. Holy crap! We can celebrate this milestone with the giant cupcake! YES!

Thanks, best friend! I wish I had your self-control when it comes to Reese’s peanut butter cups. Every time I see one, I’m like, “That looks delicious. I should eat that.” And then I do because I have no self control and they make my taste buds happy. It’s that combo of chocolate and peanut butter, ya know? If my heart had a lock, that would be the combo to open it.