Asked by paradestotheendsoftheearth
I’m single because I’m picky. And the last time I visited my mom’s fifth grade classroom, I had all those little ladies in love. So I guess you could say I have women fawning all over me wherever I go.
Asked by Anonymous
Weird things happen to me all the time when I use public transportation. For example, a couple months ago, while riding the train, a little girl kept showing me her American Girl doll’s underwear. Which, by itself, is weird. But when her mom noticed this, she mean mugged the shit out of me and told me to “stop encouraging it.” As if I was giving this little girl a dollar every time she lifted up her dolls skirt or something like that. So, yeah, that was weird.
Asked by hereiam-bam
Yeah! Move over, keyboard cat. There’s a new internet sensation in town!
Asked by ladyplaywright
Flirt and see where it takes you. But don’t come on too strong. Let it build. That’s the only thing that works. Talking about your feelings will just make things awkward. At the end of the day, it’s all about reading people. So when you’re flirting, be on the lookout for certain looks and smiles. Hold an eye-lock for a little longer than you normally would and see if he holds it with you. Eyes and hands tell you more about someones intentions and feelings than words. And if you’re not getting that vibe, it’s not going to happen. Plain and simple.
Asked by ecatcipation-proclamation
Good question. There is not a certain person that is inspiring me to write all of these compliments. A few were written with a specific person in mind, but it’s not always the same person. Unless Emma Watson is asking. In that case, these are all for her. Or Lauren Conrad. These can be for her, too.
Asked by huhyeahsure
Just doing my part. I take the time to acknowledge everyone because I want what I’m saying to matter more. It’s easy to get on someone’s blog as anonymous and say something hurtful. But that takes no talent and no time. And it does absolutely no good. Those people are cowards and their words don’t carry any weight. Unfortunately, a lot of people receive those kinds of comments, so I’m simply trying to combat that with baller ass hugs, random humor and odd compliments.
Asked by everchanging0
Well, yeah. It’s not a blog, it’s a family. Except I’m married/dating a bunch of you, so…
Asked by summatimefinee
On Tumblr, maybe. But in real life, I don’t give money to homeless people. It’s like they don’t understand that I need that money. I’m poor, homeless man. Do I live on the street? No. But I got bills and student loans to pay. You might have gone to the school of the hard knocks, but I went to The University of Texas, and that school ain’t cheap. So please stop shaking your coin-filled 7/11 cup at me. It’s making me uncomfortable.
Asked by louness26
I hit on a 40 yr. old woman today, so that was fun. Until I realized how old she was. In my defense, though, she did flirt with me first. I opened the door for her and she gave me this look like, “We gonna have sexy time.” She didn’t actually say that, of course. It was more like, “Thanks.” But I knew what she meant.