Asked by peaceloveandlindsey
I don’t know the exact number, but somewhere around this many. (My arms are spread out as far as they can go.) And, sure, we can be friends, but when you’re ready to take that leap into “BestFriendLand,” you let me know.
Asked by thelovelornprincess
Okay. First of all, that hug was great. Well done. And second of all, you have a great smile. So please continue to show it off. Like a new pair of jeans or a puppy. Or like a puppy in a new pair of jeans. OMG! Puppy jeans. Dibs. I call dibs!
Asked by Anonymous
I like that these actually work in real life. I should start a card business or something. Or maybe just turn these into posters. If a kitty hanging on a tree branch gets framed, I don’t see why these can’t.
Asked by beyondthescatteredwalls
Girl, you don’t have to explain yourself. I totally picked up on the Casper quote right away. It’s probably my favorite Christina Ricci movie from when she was a child, involving ghosts. Oh wait. Did the Addams Family movies have ghosts in them? I can’t remember. Well, just to be safe, Casper is my favorite Christina Ricci movie from when she was a child, involving a ghost named “Casper.” Yeah, that works.
Asked by nativetohere
No. I had a grandma hit on me once. And I didn’t know her, at all. She just spotted me at a bar, sat on my lap, and ran her hands across my chest. She smelled like cigarettes and old. It was funny, until it got all too real. Then it became funny again when she got up and left because I was “too young to party.” True story.
Asked by listinglazily
Ain’t otters just the best? I wish they didn’t live in water, so I could bring one home and keep it in my room.