Asked by l0vemeow
“You’re like someone who skates. Better yet, you’re like someone who longboards. Because… they’re better and stuff.” Yeah, I gotta work on that one. Put it on my To-Do List, Charles! Charles? Damnit. Where’d he go? He’s always sneaking off and not putting things on my To-Do List. But that’s Charles.
Asked by today-isawindingroad
Yes, to all of the above. But only if this gets 1 million “likes.” If that number seems too high, you set your goals too low. Let’s do this! Charge! BINGO!
Asked by the-sneaky-princess
Yeah, suck it, cold pricklies. We handing out warm fuzzies up in here. Up in here. Up in here.
Asked by Anonymous
Oooh… sensitive subject. My ex was a Starbucks barista. But, yeah, I will try to overcome that to write a compliment for you, best friend. Maybe.
Asked by it-seems-easy
Well, at first, I was like, “Why did Katniss move?” And then I realized that she did it to survive. Because standing still would surely get her killed. And I don’t want that. So, yeah, I absolutely loved the move. That’s what you’re talking about, right? Thought so.
Asked by today-isawindingroad
Yes.
Asked by Anonymous
All of these compliments can be for a cute baseball player. Now, if you want one about a cute baseball player, well, then you’ll just have to wait and see. *^)
Asked by meganrosener19
I will try to make this as simple as I can. This blog basically evolved from outrageous birthday posts on Facebook to what you see today. Because simply writing “Happy Birthday” was boring and everybody does that. So I decided to write these ridiculously long-winded birthday messages to my friends. (Like the white tiger one I wrote on here a couple days ago). After getting somewhat notorious for them, I decided to create this blog, to see if other people would like these odd situations/compliments, as well. Turns out they do. Much more than I thought they would. And thank you. I seriously love that you guys enjoy these.