Daily Odd Compliment
--- Created by writer Logan Rhoades / Twitter @DailyOddComp ---
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Hey I have a challenge for you, if you wish to accept it. Scroll through my tumblr, as long or as little that you deem sufficient, then, I'm sure, you will think up the the perfect odd compliment to give to me. Does that sound good?
Asked by pictureofkatiewithac
That sounds like a very specific and time-consuming thing for me to do. Yeah, sure, why not?
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Let me preface this message with a fact about myself: I'm a wild creature. Can't be tamed. But if a boy ever said anything to me half as wonderful as these compliments, I'd be his in a heartbeat. True story.
Asked by Anonymous
When I was walking downtown, a lady bum asked me for some money. I offered to give her a compliment, instead. She said, “If you think it’s better than money…” But in a way that was more like, “Just give me a dollar because your words can’t feed me.” Which is true. But I didn’t have a dollar with me, so I said, “Of course it is. Because you’ll have this compliment forever!” Turns out she would have preferred the money and does not share the same feelings for these compliments as you do. Also, she walked away from me. True story. Sadly.
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You are hilarious and reading your snappy responses to questions makes my day.
Asked by viddy-well-little-br0ther
You hear that, people who unfollow me every time I answer responses. This lovely lady likes ‘em. Thank you, lovely lady. Thank you.
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So random, i was looking thru posts about Cheri Oteri and saw your face in the side bar. Random as hell. Guess ill follow you now.
Asked by itsmyblogandstuff
This one time, I was at a baseball game, and I saw Martin Starr. And I was like, “Martin Starr!” So random. Also, thanks for the follow.
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This is how you submit, correct? "If you were sick, and lost all your hair, I would shave my head for you. Because I love you more than I love my hair, which is long and silky, and bright pink. And then, when we weren't in public, we could be bald together."
Asked by reality-portal-deactivated20120
Well, no. I only take topic suggestions, not full compliments. But I’ll let this one slide, just this once. Way off topic, how cool are Slip N’ Slides. The best, right? I know.
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I love every odd compliment. I try to pretend they're for me and then I get caterpillars inside my stomach. YOU ARE AWESOME LOGAN RHOADES. Now, excuse me while I continue to "Like" your entire blog. :3
Asked by polarjelly-deactivated20120522
Well, now that we’re best friends, maybe I can turn those caterpillars into butterflies. If not, that’s okay. It’s probably unsafe, anyways.
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You are actually the most perfect person to ever exist. Just so ya know.
Asked by viscountdechagny
Thanks, but I’m not perfect. I have flaws, just like everybody else. For instance, I can’t juggle more than three objects at once. Also, I’m addicted to chapstick. Don’t look at me. I’m so ashamed…
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Dear best friend, will you marry me? And can we be bestest friends, because it's just a little bit better than regular best friends? We can go to Vegas and do it cheap or be traditional and adorable. Because, ya know, you're pretty adorable yourself. Love, Me
Asked by funsizenightmare
Vegas? C’mon. Who do you think you’re talking to here? If we’re gonna get married, we’re gonna do it right. Like under a waterfall, inside a pyramid, but outside, underneath the stars. Don’t worry, I know a guy.
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Will you go to Prom with me???? I'm 18, I promise!
Asked by annie--waits
Sure. But what does age have to do with prom? Oh. Wait a second. I see what’s going on here. Okay. I follow now. Yeah, I’ll go to “Prom” with you. And I’ll make sure to bring a “corsage.” Lubricated, of course.
