Due to an overwhelming number of messages (you guys are awesome), a separate blog has been created.
Hopefully this new method will benefit those only interested in the compliments, as well as those who enjoy my ramblings, comments, and strange life advice. Otherwise, I’d just be flooding people’s dashboards with things like, “Here’s a true story… blah blah blah… and that’s how I got gasoline in my eyes.” That’s true, by the way. I did get gasoline in my eyes when I was a child. But that’s not important.
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Asked by Anonymous
Well, that depends… If the fight is taking place in the ocean, the shark wins. If the fight is taking place on land, the ninja wins. However, if the fight is taking place in a shark tank with a walkway going across the top of the tank, then we have a closer battle. But the winner in that scenario depends on the experience of the ninja.
If the ninja is a rookie, there’s a good chance he will make a rookie mistake, like entering the tank or attempting to fight the shark from the walkway. Both of which result in his death, by the way. But if it’s an experienced ninja, he will know that simply walking away from the tank will result in the sharks death. Because sharks have to eat. And if the shark is in a tank, that means he has to be fed. So by walking away from the “fight,” the ninja wins because the shark will not be fed.