Daily Odd Compliment
--- Created by writer Logan Rhoades / Twitter @DailyOddComp ---
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Your tumblr is the equivalent of giving pornography to a porn addict; it satiates you for a while and gives you instant gratification, but then you eventually find your thirst has not diminished but, rather, increased. You fall into a downward spiral of addiction, self-pity, and existential crises as you wallow in your own short-lived happiness and desires, only to hope that your life will once again regain some semblance of meaning and purpose. Basically, you're a brilliant motherfucker.
Asked by Anonymous
That’s me. Just passing out lady boners and regular boners, one odd compliment at a time.
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Having you as a best friend is much like one of those farts that turns out to be more than just a fart. You're the shit, wanna get married?
Asked by god-gives-god-takes
As long as you promise to keep that out of your wedding vows…
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I'm getting two chickens soon! I'm naming them Kitty and Fluff, but I figured I should consult with you first. You are now in charge of helping me name things.
Asked by effyeahitselyssa
Apparently I missed the memo that today was chicken day. Anyways, I like those names. One of my favorite books growing up was “A Porcupine Named Fluffy,” so I’m definitely on board with a chicken named “Fluff.”
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So two days ago I was driving down the countryside and I had to stop the car to let a chicken cross the road. It was such a hilarious experience to have a chicken actually need to cross the road to get to the other side! I felt like my life was complete and I had seen everything. Anyway, just wanted to share that story with you :)
Asked by darkdepth
I hope you have evidence of this claim because that’s like spotting a unicorn. Only a lot less majestic. Unrelated: Anyone else feel like they bring up unicorns too much? No? Just me? Cool.
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I'm not that anon, but I'll try to hold your interest. I'm getting two goldfish soon, and I'm naming them Juice and Box. Do you approve?
Asked by effyeahitselyssa
Consider my interest restored. Thank you. And, yes, I totally approve of those names. Well done. Story time! I had a bunny once. My dad named him “Thumper.” Obviously, I didn’t want to call him that, so I named him “Gopher.” I guess I’ve always been special.
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^_^
Asked by Anonymous
I am so glad you’re not on the USA olympic team because your effort is NOT gold medal worthy.
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A lot of the time, I like to ask you stuff anon because I get bored and you give cute answers. Now you know!
Asked by lavenderubies
I just made myself laugh reading that. ‘Cuz I think it’d be really funny if I thought I was interacting with all these different people, and it just turned out to be, like, the same four people every time. Hah. Oh, internet.
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Hi
Asked by wi1d-thing
Whoa. Settle down there, chatter box. I bet in elementary school, you used to get in trouble for disturbing others and causing a distraction. But hello to you, as well.
