Daily Odd Compliment
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Ugh. Could you /be/ any more awesome!? -YESGirl
Asked by today-isawindingroad
I think it’d be pretty awesome to have wings. Not like fairy wings, but some super manly and muscular wings. Or if I had a pet stegosaurus. That’d be most awesome.
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Your posts are hilarious. How do you come up with this stuff? xD
Asked by jadadoesntkno
I shake a magic eight ball. But that rarely gives me an appropriate response, so I just write the first thing that comes to my head.
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Why'd you throw a highlighter at a wall?
Asked by Anonymous
I was trying to twirl it between my fingers and it fell, so I threw it against the wall as punishment.
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Since we're best friends, can you tell me something about yourself that nobody else knows?
Asked by Anonymous
I threw a highlighter at a wall today. Pretty sure nobody knew that.
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my friend told me an odd compliment the other day. thought you'd like to hear it. she said "Your face is so soft and pretty. If i was a serial killer, i'd make a bag out of your face." needless to say, it made my day
Asked by representingthelollipopguild
If he was really your friend, wouldn’t he just not kill you? I feel like that’s the more compassionate gesture here. But I guess making a bag out of your face is the next best thing.
P.S. If I have nightmares tonight, I’m blaming you.
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you, sir, are just as witty as Hermione Granger. but probably with nicer teeth.
Asked by blossoming-stars
And you, my dear, are just as kind as Professor McGonagall. But probably with softer skin.
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I look forward to reading what odd compliment you come up with everyday! If any guy said these to me I would love him forever! haha
Asked by notoveryet123
You’re too kind. But what if a guy wrote these in the sky for you? What would you do then? Would you love him forever AND ever? I guess the answer to that depends on your feelings towards planes… and whether or not you live in a polluted area. Ugh. Pollution sucks.
