Asked by ecatcipation-proclamation
Yes to everything you just said. But I think we should also look into buying some chalk and drawing on my driveway. I’ve been wanting to do that for a while now, and it’s obviously a best friend activity, so I think we should do it together.
Asked by no-stopping-here-deactivated201
Tell that to my old Spanish teacher. (She didn’t like me very much. Mainly because I couldn’t speak Spanish, but also because I used to “disrupt the class” by asking for recess time. Apparently you don’t have recess in college. Even in Spanish class. Go figure.)
Asked by heyyitzonlyme
Really? That’s your favorite part of this blog? Is your favorite part of a roller coaster the seatbelt?
Asked by calliecakes20
A surprising amount of people are on board with this card business. Either you guys are being too nice or this is the best idea I’ve ever had. Aside from cologne companies selling laundry detergent. Because that is definitely my best idea ever.
Asked by neverenoughfun
Sure, I’ll go out with you. But only if we makeout, like, all the time. Because I’m really really good at it. Also, I’m married to several people. Not sure if that matters….
Asked by laurenhutcherson
I’m sure some people don’t want to be my best friend. For instance, people that dislike sarcasm, humor, randomness, pop culture, white people, compliments, reading, marriage proposals, imaginary dragons, long-winded stories, polar bears, otters, kittens, Dr. Who, Harry Potter, the 90’s and cuddling probably don’t want to be my best friend. Just to name a few…