Asked by Anonymous
Yeah, I have down days. But when I’m feeling sad, I just throw a fit, cry, curl up in a ball, get up and yell, throw things at other things, punch homeless people, kick cats, yell at birds, pet dogs (they didn’t do anything wrong), cry again, blame the closest person to me for something they didn’t do, tell my ex she’s stupid, open the fridge, drop kick jelly, eat spoonfuls of peanut butter, and by then I feel way better. You guys should try it sometime.
Asked by mollyewilson
You know when you’re staring at the clouds and they look like something else? Like, “Hey, that cloud looks like an elephant with three legs.” Well, that’s basically how my brain works. Only not.
Asked by whitelines-redlights
Oh, wow. I am so sorry about that. I hope you’re okay. Below is my information.
Name: Logan Kelly Rhoades
Number: 13
Asked by Anonymous
All squirrels are entertaining.
Asked by annie--waits
Oh, I’m interested. Interested in bumping that percentage up. Because let me tell ya, I’ve acted on things that I was 76% sure of and they have not always ended well.
“Logan, you think you can jump that fence and outrun that police dog?”
- “Definitely. Maybe. I think so. I’m, like, 76% sure I can.”
“Cool. Go for it.”
[Fast forward 35 seconds]
- “AHH! I can’t believe he bit me! OW! My ankle’s bleeding! My ankle is bleeding! I hate you! Why did I do that?! OW! F*ck you, dog!”
That actually happened.
Asked by Anonymous
You better be in love with me, anonymous. Because I’m pretty sure we’re married.
Asked by Anonymous
Yes. But then I gave up because it was making me do things and there seemed to be no end. I can’t be reading comics all day long. I got things to do, people to see, squirrels to chase.
Asked by mckenziekatherine
Hey, baseball player, your tight pants are making my pants tight.
Hey, baseball player, you know what I like? You. In those tight pants.
Hey, baseball player, I wish your tight pants weren’t so tight, ‘cuz I’d like to be in them.
Asked by Anonymous
I don’t know if I really like the tone of your emoticon. No compliment for you!
Asked by Anonymous
Yeah! Who needs neighbors? Or correct spelling, grammar and punctuation? Not us, right pal? No way, no how. That’s what I say.
(Sidenote: I don’t know if you’re asking me a question or telling me a story. Either way, I like it. Keep having fun.)
