Daily Odd Compliment

Well, the good news is that you can survive the worst feeling in the world. Because nothing quite hurts as much as a broken heart. Yes, it sucks so much right now, but you’re okay. You really are. I know it may not feel that way, but it’s true. And you should never be hung up on people that bring you pain. Instead, you need to keep yourself open to new opportunities because you might find someone who makes you feel better than you ever imagined. And when that happens, all of this, right now, will never ever matter. So take some time to get your emotions out there, because that is important, but don’t let them get the best of you. More importantly, don’t let this person get the best of you. Leave your best for someone else. Someone who deserves it. Someone you deserve.

Is this Britney Spears? Cuz you must be Crazy asking a question like that. Of course I don’t mind. What? You think that just because I already tried to cheer someone up today, that I won’t write another one ‘Till The World Ends? C’mon, Gimme More credit than that. You’re talking to the Lucky one here. When you guys come to me in this situation, it makes me feel Stronger. Like what I’m saying actually makes a difference. Like I was Born To Make You Happy or something. Anyways, enough Dear Diary stuff. Let’s move on to the important thing now: Making you feel better.

Look, I know those days when it feels like everything is going wrong. And you might even think to yourself, “It’s just Me Against The Music.” But that’s not true. You’re not Toxic. And you’re not alone. It just seems that way, Sometimes. Because, frankly, the world is a Circus and nobody has The Answer to life’s hardest questions. But that’s okay. Because we all feel that way, and we’ve all been where you are now. And we’ve all gotten past it. And so will you. Until that time comes, though, I would like to give you a Piece Of Me, so you are never Lonely again. {{HUG}}

I would love to take on your best friend role for a moment. But only if that moment lasts for a little longer than you expected. Because I want you to know that some things are better than what they seem. Like this hug I’m about to give you. I know it may not seem like much, but it’s tight and it’s warm and it’s, like, ridiculously comfortable. Put it this way: If my hugs were sweatshirts, they’d be a top-seller. Even in the summer. Anyways, that’s not the point. Because a hug can only do so much. And I can only do so much from where I am. But if I could do anything, I would listen to you and then look you in the eyes and tell you what you want to hear. But it’d be honest. And then we’d do nothing. Just sit in each other’s arms in complete silence and let that moment pass over us, as the strength of our embrace and the pain of your day goes away. And for the record, I have phenomenal hug endurance, so you take as long as you need. I hope that helps. {{HUG}}

No joke, I used to watch “Saved by the Bell” every morning before school. Absolutely loved that show. I wanted to marry Kelly Kapowski so bad. Ah, who am I kidding? I would still marry that woman. She’s sexy and I know it.

Thanks. But I feel like you didn’t finish your thoughts there. You were talking about my awesome… something, and then just dropped off. Kind of like the Negotiator. #Priceline

I can try. But it’ll be hard because the only thing I know about the show Supernatural is that it’s on the CW. And I don’t even know if I knew that before you just told me.

If Gilles Marini looked more like Tyson Beckford, I could definitely see the resemblance between the two of us. Or like David Beckham. I also look exactly like that man. And I’m pretty sure every girl in my second grade class had a Lisa Frank folder, so I definitely understand how big of a deal that is.

Stop. You had me at “weird and creepy.” Because if that’s not a recipe for a successful relationship, I don’t know what is.

“Hey, how’s your relationship going?”

- “Weird and creepy.”

“Congrats!”