Daily Odd Compliment

Glad I could help. Sometimes, all it takes is an outsider’s opinion to bring some clarity to a situation. Which is perfect for me, since I tend to have an opinion on everything.

Haha. I think I have, like, eight male followers. Speaking of which, what’s up, guys? I ‘preciate you, too.

I’m single because I’m picky. And the last time I visited my mom’s fifth grade classroom, I had all those little ladies in love. So I guess you could say I have women fawning all over me wherever I go.

Weird things happen to me all the time when I use public transportation. For example, a couple months ago, while riding the train, a little girl kept showing me her American Girl doll’s underwear. Which, by itself, is weird. But when her mom noticed this, she mean mugged the shit out of me and told me to “stop encouraging it.” As if I was giving this little girl a dollar every time she lifted up her dolls skirt or something like that. So, yeah, that was weird.

Yeah! Move over, keyboard cat. There’s a new internet sensation in town!

Flirt and see where it takes you. But don’t come on too strong. Let it build. That’s the only thing that works. Talking about your feelings will just make things awkward. At the end of the day, it’s all about reading people. So when you’re flirting, be on the lookout for certain looks and smiles. Hold an eye-lock for a little longer than you normally would and see if he holds it with you. Eyes and hands tell you more about someones intentions and feelings than words. And if you’re not getting that vibe, it’s not going to happen. Plain and simple.

If this was a sexy singles hotline, and you told me that, I would ask for my money back.

Good question. There is not a certain person that is inspiring me to write all of these compliments. A few were written with a specific person in mind, but it’s not always the same person. Unless Emma Watson is asking. In that case, these are all for her. Or Lauren Conrad. These can be for her, too.

Just doing my part. I take the time to acknowledge everyone because I want what I’m saying to matter more. It’s easy to get on someone’s blog as anonymous and say something hurtful. But that takes no talent and no time. And it does absolutely no good. Those people are cowards and their words don’t carry any weight. Unfortunately, a lot of people receive those kinds of comments, so I’m simply trying to combat that with baller ass hugs, random humor and odd compliments.

Well, yeah. It’s not a blog, it’s a family. Except I’m married/dating a bunch of you, so…