Daily Odd Compliment
--- Created by writer Logan Rhoades / Twitter @DailyOddComp ---
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In your expert opinion, who would win in a fight, a ninja or a shark?
Asked by Anonymous
Well, that depends… If the fight is taking place in the ocean, the shark wins. If the fight is taking place on land, the ninja wins. However, if the fight is taking place in a shark tank with a walkway going across the top of the tank, then we have a closer battle. But the winner in that scenario depends on the experience of the ninja.
If the ninja is a rookie, there’s a good chance he will make a rookie mistake, like entering the tank or attempting to fight the shark from the walkway. Both of which result in his death, by the way. But if it’s an experienced ninja, he will know that simply walking away from the tank will result in the sharks death. Because sharks have to eat. And if the shark is in a tank, that means he has to be fed. So by walking away from the “fight,” the ninja wins because the shark will not be fed.
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I wish I could test your hugs, I'm known for giving the best hugs ever, but your posts make me so happy that I figure you have to be an amazing hugger.
Asked by Anonymous
No need to. I did the testing for you. Here are some actual testimonials from some of my friends, given the question, “How would you rate my hugs?”
“On a scale from 1-10, I’d give you a 12.” - Alex T.
“The best! On a scale from 1 to 10, definitely a 12.” - Lisa K.
“I would have to say you’re a better bear-hugger than a bear.” - Aurora Q.
“Lingering, like a blood pressure cuff. They’re definitely not your average hugs.” - Erin S.
“Like when you lift me up? What’s this for?” - My mom
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I can't even explain the level of amazing that you, kind sir, are. Your Daily Odd Compliments always hit the spot when I'm feeling down or just need some cheering up like today. I wish I had friends like you in my life, but then you'd probably get tired of me because I'd ask you for a hug like every five seconds lol. Anyways, keep being amazing, writing odd compliments, and giving out hugs.
Asked by beyondthescatteredwalls
Not once in my life have I ever been like, “This mofo won’t stop asking for hugs…” So don’t worry, we can have that friendship you so desire. And chances are that it’ll be super awesome.
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know the age old question, what would you take with you if you were stranded on a desert island? EASY- i'd take my computer/wifi enabled hand-held device. mostly so that i could gps myself and have someone come get me, but also so that while i was waiting to be rescued i could read daily odd compliments. heck, i might even be marooned a bit longer than necessary on purpose, just as long as we could cyber hug and oddly compliment each other. also it'd be warm and sunny, which is happiness itself.
Asked by Anonymous
When your computer battery dies, you’ll be wishing you would have brought food, instead. But until that happens, you will have the best time ever!
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I just stumbled upon your blog today. I adore it, and I adore you, and will you please marry me? That's all. :)
Asked by Anonymous
I will marry you under two conditions. 1) When we go to a restaurant, you cannot order a salad or something lame like that as your meal. 2) You cannot wear makeup when it’s just us.
If you can agree to these two conditions, I will marry you.
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I'm hoping your compliments will help a certain someone reconsider the "just friends" status I'm under right now. Don't let me down please! P.S.--you are a beautiful person with impeccable grammar.
Asked by Anonymous
Hey now! Don’t you put this on me. I can only do so much from my end. I just provide you with the compliment. What you choose to do with that compliment is up to you. But if this “certain someone” doesn’t immediately ask you out after you recite one of these compliments to them, then they are straight up stupid. And probably a terrible kisser. And anti-fun. And you don’t want that.
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I just wanted to take a quick second and say that person who was having a rough day because they were being led on? Well I've been in the same boat lately (so to them, I say I'm sorry-it SUCKS and I know exactly how you feel and you're not alone) What you replied is what everyone has been trying to say to me and couldn't get into my head. The way you said it made so much sense. That 'how to be awesome' seminar must really amaaazing. So thanks a ton-you made this Florida girl's night.
Asked by Anonymous
Glad I could help. Sometimes, all it takes is an outsider’s opinion to bring some clarity to a situation. Which is perfect for me, since I tend to have an opinion on everything.
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Oh, you've already captured the female demographic.
Asked by tonystarksaslytherin
Haha. I think I have, like, eight male followers. Speaking of which, what’s up, guys? I ‘preciate you, too.
